This is something that a "funny uncle" would get for you when you visit and you're just dipped into it crying profusely, "I DON'T LIKE IT, I DON'T LIKE IT."
*Rashes, peeling and yeast infections may occur. Bath will be required after baff. Do not eat or touch Squishy Baff. Consult a physician if you or someone you know has come into contact with Squishy Baff.