for once !!

OH YOU!

Yeah, from the description, I was expecting someone to deep throat the toy.

That deserves stars.

Yup.

My tattoo artist wore black gloves. Seeing them reminds me of his casual conversation go-to about a hooker he once knew who had a regular who would request she lay under a glass table and masturbate while he took an enormous shit on the table. This was on of her bread-n-butter accounts where she'd weekly rub one out while watching a fat, middle-aged dude shit on a sheet of glass 10" above her face. No fucking, no nothing - just hundreds of dollars to watch a turd spawn while wanking.

I saw Goblin in concert a few months ago. It was amazing.

Like this

I take that back: I do know why.