it's symptomatic of nerd technology worship and the infinitely deep pockets of the MIC that this thing got untold millions and the better part of decade in development and is still worse than a 0 mule in every way
Are you kidding, Hooker? With that buzzing engine, it'll be a pre-warmed vibrator! Just load the aperture with a well-lubed steak and you'd be balls deep in heaven.
I favorited this just so that in the future, when this thing is eating my skin, I can show it my comment and be like, "Hey, I totally called this a decade ago!"