(violently puffin a cigar after lighting it with a bill because Lincoln's the one that made the US a corporation to pay for the civil war) "You know, turds and teen girls screaming really has always turned me on," said Diane Feinstein.
I once found a turd larger than this at a grocery store I worked at. We flushed 3 times and then I got a set of plastic cutlery from the staff room and sliced the shit in half like a piece of kielbasa. It swallowed it the 4th time.