oh no

I've only had two drinks, you guys can't spring this shit on me. I need a scotch.

it was difficult, but i finished... i going go cry now

I want to fuck your batwings!

I wanna put in your neck folds, baby

TLC IS EDUCATING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU FAGGOTS

Is this what happens when neckbeards get wives and settle down?

This is how I perceive everybody that uses fetlife.com

It's cliche to say, but I'm gonna say it anyways:

The

Learning

Channel

Sigh.

Dear lord, the whole time I was convinced this was one of those PBS fake reality TV show ads.

Of course they do historical simulations.

Visual ipecac.

If they're not harming anyone else, more power to them. Doesn't mean I want to see it, tho.

If they're happy that's great, but jesus no cameras please.

Also "The Learning Channel."

Also also: what makes this "extreme?"

Whatever this horrible, awful feeling I get when I watch these types of videos where people embarrass themselves that makes me want to jump out of my own skin to run away from my computer, I think I'm addicted to it.

Oh man, they are so fucking dorky it's adorable.

I don't want to learn anymore.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say this guy's mother is dead, or she abandoned him when he was young.

Oh- oh jesus. I think I've actually met these people at some point. There's a sense of deja vu like a song that reminds you of a sordid night that you thought you'd blacked out. Either that or they touch some primal fear in a simian ancestor.

I thought this was going to be one of those PBS mockeries.

And then I thought no maybe it's from Comedy Central.

I kept holding out hope.

My hope is dead now.

ITS DEAD.

My mom is 9 years older than my dad. I used to think that was weird. But really, for this couple, the age gap is probably the least weird thing about them.