He/it must be stopped!

Thhhbbbttttt. I'd never stoop so low as to go on Reddit.

the involuntary smirk when he first mentions clopping is the first warning.

like an idiot I had to Google clopping and the first thing I saw was this

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwyb5kadlP1qgkq6mo1_500.jpg

I'm pretty sure that's a joke, whipped up on Photoshop. To the best of my knowledge, there are no standard human fleshlights sold in pony colors.

But, this being the internet, at least one furry artist makes custom HORSE vagina fleshlights:

bad-dragon.com/products/mary

Link is NSFW and very depressing.

I hate you, Fedex and Evil Homer. I hate you so hard right now.

There's also this:

e621.net/data/25/53/2553f200dc4f3c38358504cdf7aed9c1.jpg?13710 37523

NSFW.

I think he just got out of the shower, as hard as that is to believe.

This was an amazing revelation he had during the hours of soaping acres of his fat rolls, and just had to get it on video for the world to see.

Huh?

Deranged beyond mentality, pure animal broken behavior code. The evolutionary territory game now reduced to white noise.

It's all about first impressions.

Do you see him on a regular basis? If so, could you ask him to make more videos? I've been having a hard time finding any of his other material, on Reddit or elsewhere. I'm worried he caught too much flak and yanked his stuff off the net, forgetting only to delete his Youtube account.

It'd be a shame for the internet to lose someone with such passion for what they do.

I try not to see him too often. Usually whenever a convention is going on and I need to distract him so that way everyone can get alerted that he's there.

He's just started posting videos. But if he starts posting about magic then, well, that's not going to end well.

Oh my god, really?

:D

Hey Clop0byet, welcome to the community (or "welcome to the herd", as we ponies say *nudge nudge wink wink*)! Please stick around, and feel free to sample all the great things we have to offer!

As mentioned above, I would love to see more videos from you. A lot more videos from you. You should submit them here, too, so we can all watch them together. Hold nothing back!

"Ummm, if that's alright with you..." ::fluttershy face::

Cool cool, glad to hear it, please do. And be sure to stop by on some of the current front page videos, say "hi" to people, introduce yourself to the community and let us know what your plans are!

Haven't seen your friend (?) unknown specimen around lately, but I bet he'll turn up if you ask around enough.

Semper Fi, fellow Equestrian!

I'm also on skype and discord.

Skype: Mindblade16
Discord:Mindblade16

Awww, that's too bad man. I just watched your video "100 Subscribers", and I am glad that you managed to make some friends through MLP. It can be hard reconnecting to people, especially after you've been down-range (I'm OEF myself, Army, never went to Iraq but can relate), and whatever helps, no matter how weird, is ultimately a good thing for you.

I don't use Twitter, but people around here know me as PunchySonichu on DeviantArt. I have some funny pony art posted there which you might enjoy.

Also, re: unknown specimen. We like to troll people here on poeTV; it is our way. But we are generally very kind and understanding about our trolling - we are merry pranskters, more like Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie than like Gilda, if you know what I mean. I don't know if Mr Specimen really hated you, or if he is one of the people you consider a good friend, but I wouldn't worry about it too much, or take it too personally.

Unless getting mad at him inspires you! Motivation is also good, whatever the source.

I'm Matthios on Deviantart. You can contact me there too. This is going to be so much fun! Great to find another Iraq War Battle Buddy who is also a Brony!

I don't really consider myself a brony, just a guy who appreciates great horse-related cartoon shows, but yes it is nice to meet you! Please make videos and enjoy our website.

Also bear in mind that more people WILL laugh at you, but deep down inside, they aren't really jerks (well, some of them are, but most of them aren't).