Nothing to do with growing up, sir. It's to do with these wanna-be David Attenboroughs here who can't even decently feign surprise at what they knew damn well would happen.
I am notoriously bad at spotting animals swimming beneath the surface of the water. It took me forever to spot the pike and, of course, I am bad at fishing. I once swam in the Gulf surrounded by sharks and had no idea at the time. That's in water you can be up to your neck in and see your toes clear as day. I am destined to be waterfood.