Now, Now, EH. You now very well that anybody who upvotes Fluttershy Pantsu will end up on a government watch list. Who needs to deal with that? (and they WILL know about it)

I assure you that whatever government agency was responsible for monitoring this site gave up on us a long time ago.

You're still trying way to fucking hard.

Too, dear. And I don't include you in the group of mean jerkwads, Change. You've already admitted that you find MLP "cute"; your infection is progressing at a very strong rate, and you should feel good about that.

This guy is a lick knob, but at least he occasionally has cool people on his show.

"In public situations, however, women are also often addressed by such words as dear(ie), darl', darling, sweetie, love and so on. This treatment is not generally extended to men. The practice of using endearments for women who are unknown to the speaker or in situations that do not call for such intimacy should be avoided as it is condescending and sometimes insulting to women."

http://www.scribd.com/doc/121995398/Sexism-in-language

Fuck your sexist bullshit, creep.

Wait, you're a WOMAN?!

Sorry bro, I had no idea.

Now you've done it, EvilHomer! You know what happens to people who hurt Change's feelings!

My lack of opinion one way or the other regarding our special friendship, what emotion does it create?

We should really have some kind of setup where everyone can set their own user profile, you know, for basic stuff like avatars and gender. It's hard to keep everyone's backstory straight, especially when most of us are running three, four poesonas at a time.

I don't know how the rest of you work it, but in my mind, I just default everyone here to a slightly overweight thirty-five year old man wearing a fedora.

I've always seen everyone here as an faceless mob of chattering idiot animals.

Everyone but me, I mean.

And Change, whom I imagine as a frumpy, hairy woman incapable of smiling.

The treatment is not extended to men because men are insecure and think such things demean them, so..., way to be equal?

MST3K taught me it's perfectly fine to call a dude "hon, dear," and "Nelstone." Stop being anti-Minnesotan.

The show isn't the problem. Can you guess what the problem is?

And you're all wrong. Everyone here looks like a Don Martin cartoon.

Oh, I'm sure Change is capable of smiling! She (?) doesn't smile much now, but once she stops running from the truth and admits to being a pegasister, Pinkie'll work real hard and turn that sad frown upside down!

I only have one account and I don't wear a fedora.

To me, everyone on the internet is just words on a screen. I get no more upset with you guys than I'd get with a video game NPC.

OZ - I've never pictured you with a fedora. You're a slightly taller version of baleen, and you wear button-down shirts that look nice without being too ostentatious.

I guess those are the ones more involved in the fandom. Its kinda dorky, but whatever. I think bronies manely call them OCs.

Yeah, that's probably a healthy way of looking at things. I'm probably being a bit too hard on those dern bronies. I mean, I've got a few OCs, too, just none of them are self-insertion characters, and I'd never dream of using one as an actual persona, online or in public. I shouldn't judge them too harshly.

My OC pony is a Unicorn pony named Dignity. She has a marble column for a Cutie Mark. Her special talent is diplomacy. She has a light-gray coat with a royal-blue mane.

Dignity has a big crush on Rarity, and hopes to confess her feelings to the fashion-loving pony someday.

Also, she wears glasses.

Is she part of your Sweetie Belle molestation arc, or is it different?

"Dignity"

The Sweetie Belle molestation arc is a stand-alone plot line. Unfortunately, it's been shelved indefinitely until I can find a way out of the corner I've written myself into after Sweetie Belle turned into a sex vampire.

Like the one from the movie Lifeforce.

I've got two stand alone plotlines as well, but I'm trying to figure out a way to cross them over.

I've already mentioned Applejack's weed-growing Juggalo cousins, Ganja Twerk, Psycho and Molly Hatchet, and their friends, Dirty South (a big fat Fleshy - a pony who's really into ponymorphic human characters), Faygo Dream (a stripper/ pornstar who dreams of someday becoming a respected Stuckist art critic), and Jah Brony da Rastah Pony (Manehatten's kingpin of weed, or "horse nip", as it will be called on episodes aired on The Hub and in all official merchandise, outside of products sold in Jamaica and the Netherlands)

I also developed a bunch of characters for my political thriller, "Miss Dash Goes To Washington", in which Rainbow Dash retires from Equestria's Royal Air Force and decides to shake up the system as a Libertarian Congresspony. These characters include Fatherland (leader of the fascist Republicolt Party), Ne Guevara (leader of the commie Demarecrats), Leon TrotSky (a notorious revolutionary who advocates the violent overthrow of the Unicorn class and the execution of the Alicorn Royal Family), and John Colt (a visionary architect and bitcoin loving businesspony who's alluded to by Rainbow's Objectivist political aides, but never actually seen until the second act of the story, "Who Is John Colt?")

And yes, John Colt and Rainbow almost have sex, but before you go all thinking that he's my self-insert, there's an M Night Shamlydong twist right near the end and it turns out he's really a handler from the Illuminati, who'd secretly tortured and brainwashed Rainbow while she was still working for Princess Celestia's top-secret HAARP chemtrail program. This will all tie in to "Cupcakes", with Pinkie coming clean at the last minute and revealing to Rainbow all her drug-repressed memories, moments before (or moments too late after?) Rainbow goes all Manchurian Candidate in the heart of Canterlot.

you guys are 200 proof batshit crazy.

Et tu, Brute?