I prefer your title to theirs.

for a minute I thought they were playing in a prison. But prisoners wouldn't be subjected to this...and they have a better taste in music.

Is this on the new evanescence album?

I was about to remark that the Guns 'N Roses cover on here is much worse, but then the video ticked past 1:00 and all hell broke loose.

There's more than one video out there of a pedal steel getting the better of me. At least this embarassing.

But I have never, ever worn shorts that were as long as pants.