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She looks just about right for the type of girl you could get with fake cocaine.
Unadulterated evil!
don't touch it!
decades ahead of its time
Oh god that stuff. Oregano for the ambitious and oily.
Does the package tell you what to say when no one is getting high?
Less talk. More synthacoke.
When you call it synthacoke it sounds all grim cyberpunk future-ish.
Where in the fuck (other than, say, MIDNIGHT BLUE) did this commercial air?
Porn shop loops?
"Uh've guddit rut heah." What accent is that, anyway?
The bridge and tunnel crowd.
holy fuck.
I guess you could cut it with regular coke and get more bang for the buck
I'm surprised this wasn't already on here.
I was hoping it would involve synthesizers somehow.
Take my stars, all you beautiful posters.
I can't believe it's not coke!
I'm thinking about sending to that address just in case this is still a real thing.
Bait and switch a prostitute today!
Synth Coke is meant for robots only. Humans and cyborgs are not allowed to use Synth Coke.
I really dig that they show the "video over" screen from the old days.
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