The gay orgies are as exaggerated as the Satanism. They were probably the closest thing the West ever had to the Shaolin, they were insanely strict. If a Templar died with so much as a penny on his person, he was denied burial. The fact that they were so intensely untouchable is why they were hated so much.

Says YOU.

As a Freemason and heir to the forbidden rites of the Knights Templars, I can tell you that our gay orgies are second to none. To none, sir!

You get gay orgies at your lodge? All I get is potlucks.

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I don't actually think John the Baptist was known for blowjobs either.

I love stuff from the Satanic Panic. Shit likes this got me into the Ghost Busters in the first place

It also put a lot of Innocent people in jail and ruined the lives of countless adults and children.

I also love the Satanic Panic, but I was lucky enough to grow up in a family of Atheist-leaning agnostics, so they didn't take any of it seriously if they heard about it at all.

I definitely bought a copy of the Greater Key of Solomon i n like 6th grade because all the symbols in it were BAD ASS.

The only thing I ever had taken away was my Gwar - America Must Be Destroyed CD because my mom saw the lyric sheet.

On the other hand, she actually got me into Zappa in middle school specifically because she heard some kids at the store she managed listening to Thing Fish and thought it was so hilarious she made a tape of it for home, so who knows. Consistency with that kind of stuff wasn't her strong suit back then.

Well, another clip from the video this is from had them showing pentagrams (sorry, as he says 'pentacles') drawn rather crudely on a lady playing a ritual sacrifice victim. So yes, if they could do that to someone for a video, I'm sure they could spray paint a bunch of trees as well.