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I was wondering myself how work would be if I was Fluttershy. Would I even know how to do my job? Would I talk like her?

I doubt this video would work anyhow. Dude is trying to make his voice sound soothing, but he still just sounds like your average dork.

Do they have one of these for Apple Bloom. Now that would be funny. I'd try out every job and show my ass around, "Did ah get mah cutie mark in boat drivin'?"

Apparently there's a whole bunch of them on Google docs.

I'm not sure if those crazy bronies have one for Apple Bloom, but I'd LOVE to see one for Iron Will or Roid Rage.

Listen to the sound of my voice. You are standing in a clearing, in the middle of a forest. There, under a beautiful oak tree, is a quad machine, a set of freight weights, and a flat bench, speckled with sunlight streaming down through the leaves. You are very relaxed. You feel the cold, smooth sensation of a three hundred pound barbell, sliding into your palms. Everything is calm, everything is YEEEAAAAH GIT SOME YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

When a pony tries to HYPNOTIZE, make them AGONIZE!

They control your BRAIN? You show them the PAIN!

Send them a script. Someone will make it. Hell, I'd make it just for the potential for hilarity, but I know fuck-all about MLP.

Well, that would probably just make it funnier.

I agree with Caminante. Worst comes to worst, you get to watch as a forum full of pony-hypnosis enthusiasts nerdsplode over how the script is TOTALLY OUT OF CHARACTER and VIOLATES AT LEAST THREE POINTS OF CANON ESTABLISHED IN SEASON TWO or some shit.

Just write what you think it's like to be a horse, and it'll work fine!

I could just read the Wikipedia article on actual ponies after the induction, maybe include some parts about common diseases they suffer from.

So which pony do you hate the *least*?

That's the BDSM hypnosis community, and, for every person that wants to be a dominant master, there are usually around five people willing to be slaves. It's a reciprocal domination/submission roleplay fantasy more than it is actual mind control. I listened to some of those files for a time, but "Obey your mistress" gets old fast, they rarely had hypnosis inductions worth a damn, and they never had much of any effect on me.

@EvilHomer
I'm betting it's Rainbow Dash. She stands up against assholes when she's not being blunt.

And yeah this is a different one. Holy hell this guy needs a better audio setup.

Yeah, I actually submitted another pony hypnosis clip about a month ago, but it never made it out of the hopper. Maybe more people here want to make themselves believe they're Fluttershy than wanted to make themselves believe they're Twilight Sparkle.

Well duh. Who wants to be a boring Mare-y Sue egghead when you can be the most adorable pony in Equestria?

Seriously, let me know, so I can avoid them. If you're going to hypnotize yourself into anypony, it should be Rainbow Dash.

Obviously Rainbow Dash.

Here's the most recent Rainbow Dash hypnosis mp3 from Pony Hypnosis General's Google Drive page: http://goo.gl/q5k1g