Shaker Bot: The Manhattan making bot

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- 2013-03-04

How did children peeing become the apex of boozy class?

memedumpster

- 2013-03-04

Alcoholics were angered that statues of children have merely been pissing water for seven hundred years, who the fuck wants water!?

Blue - 2013-03-04

Can it make me a body temperature Corona?

augias

- 2013-03-04

Bet it tastes great out of a metallic martini glass.

Also I thought the shaking process was to chill the mixture with real ice cubes. which makes this contraption have two pointless steps?

I dunno.

One star per dick.

Konversekid

- 2013-03-04

Shaking is also meant to aerate the drink, so not quite.

augias - 2013-03-04

I got to reading the comments and then educating myself on this drink. Apparantly you're not supposed to shake manhattans either, just stir. So no aeration just chilling and diluting. Wanna to drink a manhattan now.

Adjuvant

- 2013-03-04

A good Manhattan is the nectar of the Gods, it is.

Shaken, though? Gross. And bourbon instead of rye? Might as well be drinking a Smirnoff Ice.

Philistine.

Still, 5 for Manhattans, robotic or not.

Meerkat - 2013-03-04

You are not supposed to shake clear booze drinks because it clouds the drink.

However, I prefer my martinis shaken, not stirred, even though it is improper presentation.

Meerkat - 2013-03-04

And now I am drinking one, you bastards.

The Mothership

- 2013-03-04

5 stars for the incredible waste of time, energy and materials that went into this. What utterly useless shit.

cognitivedissonance

- 2013-03-04

I'm sad it's not an actual Shaker Bot, rejecting episcopal hierarchy in favor of the presbytery, demanding absolute sexual abstention, making really well crafted furniture, and refusing to allow any new Shaker Bots to be made and therefore dying out.

Jet Bin Fever

- 2013-03-04

GET OUT OF MY MIND.

Hooker

- 2013-03-05

I love the look behind the curtain to reveal the three Coke bottles with hoses attached.

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