Holy shit, this takes on a whole new dimension when you watch it in HD. I watched it several times on Livestream, but in good quality this takes on a whole new dimension of awfulness. I was going to make a long post about the highlights for those who just want to skip through, but it's pretty hard to really settled on a few places. This whole thing is amazing.

The design of Sunshine at 6:00 really brings the dead-eyed horror to the next level. PS THERE ARE UPSKIRTS RIGHT OFF THE BAT.

Good fucking god.

The moral of the movie "When you buy generic instead of big-name brands, you're shopping with Hitler!"

Was this whole thing made in Second Life? What is going on?

Didn't Charlie Sheen leave 2.5 Men over some issues of artistic integrity.

I've met people that make shit like this. I have no doubt they honestly believe they're being *incredibly* clever.

GLORIOUS.

This is just beyond description. It's like someone took the Joe Cracker Light of Courage thing to the end of sanity.

So the producer of this was the guy who also produced the Mortal Kombat games. When the product placement funding didn't come in as expected, he staged an "industrial sabotage" of his "state of the art computers", claiming that SOMEBODY (hint hint: Pixar) didn't want competition, and blamed the end result on that. The film was then repossessed by the bank and sold at auction to a Norwegian firm, although Norway doesn't have many of the characters portrayed in the film, and now it's just a weird artifact of cynical corporate jiu-jitsu gone horribly wrong.

Fat Cat Burglar @3:49: "My mother would be so ashamed."

There's the quote for the back of the box.

Move over, Proud American and Oogieloves! There's an even shittier family fare on the menu tonight! And it's straight to video!