I can't watch this. Looks like it may contain spoilers, and I'm already fuming over hearing details about the first mission. Thanks Wikipedia. You're just gonna drop a bomb like 47 KILLS THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE SERIES. Fuck!
But it's a familiar, loveable kind if stupid, like the mildly retarded bulldog I had as a kid.
The games, I mean. The extended universe- the movie in particular- is just plain stupid stupid. I mean, how do you screw up central canon details like, oh I dunno, the fact that 47 is a hairless asexual CLONE created by combining the DNA of a half dozen international crime lords?! Can't believe that got screwed up. And some of the retconning in Contracts was pretty dumb, too.
I am curious to see how the ninja nuns fit in, though.
This actually lays bare a lot of issues with game design in general. You forget how many of the conventions of the medium are accepted without question but in reality make no sense whatsoever to the outside observer.
Yeah it's not like the old days where you would punch a garbage bin and eat the chicken that would come out of it and then you'd beat the shit out of the leather gays that dry humped the telephone poles.
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