That's smart on the Republicans' part. The Fog is sure to bring in southern votes, and the sphere will not be beholden to SuperPACs since it has evolved beyond the need for political ads and can speak to us directly, as the voice of the encroaching madness lurking in each of our souls.

I'd vote for the Magical Ankh of Empty Promises.

My biggest concern is where the Shrieking Sphere stands on financial issues. I'm still putting my money on the Fat Pendulous Greasy Ball of Slime and the Cold, Growling Aura of Greed for 2016.

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Loved the Menacing Fog.

Hillary Clinton announces she has not ruled out running in 2016. Ord quadruples in size.

ONN I love you.

My boss walked in on me when I was doubled over laughing at this today.

The sphere's habit of exploding nursing home residents is, so far, the most enlightened stance on Medicare I've seen.

This was great.

I really want that campaign poster on a shirt.

I hope we have four solid years of mercilessly making fun of Republicans ahead of us.

Could we make a separate website for Onion videos - let's say we call it theonion.com - and then get PoE back to being the place where the funny news videos are actually the news?

"It's got me building this hive..."

Majority of Americans Dead, Don't Know It Yet

Hahaha

Turned out that people in 2016 would rather let the orb win than lose indie cred and vote for a major party candidate.