Self centered tween who either is already out of the closet, or will come out by his first year of college. I'll have to give evil stars because he reminds me of two unbearable roommates I had; these were both the super annoying sassy heterophobe types, and I was the "raised by parents who were ten to fifteen years older than everyone else's parents and was thus pretty reserved, polite, and 'traditional' type" who had no problem with homosexuality because I was bisexual but I still didn't really think kids should be spending their time making their sexuality out to be more than it really was, a natural sexual preference.
"I'd rather watch an Apple Keynote than watch the Superbowl."
He might not be gay, he just might be a slaver honkie. Someone should tell his Jewish parents so they can return him to the factory. I'd suggest a trade in for a refurb.