Painfully unfunny. Hell, just painful.

Made it 1:20 but it felt like an hour.

The generic Wal-Mart brand version of Weird Al Yankovic.

So, does this song mean countrified versions of The New Mutants, Ronin, Daredevil, and Cerebus the Aardvark exist?

The history of the TMNT is marked with countless attempts at ripoffs masquerading as "parody" all the way back to the so-called 'black and white comics boom' of the mid 1980s, the same boom the sudden success and hype of the original TMNT comic helped kick off.

This song was featured on the original 90210 as an example of how dorky the dork kid was when he played it on his ex-dork friend's radio show without permission.

Oh hell

Why would anyone do this

I guess this fails because chickens aren't inherently funnier than turtles are in the first place.

And because the person who made it is bad at comedy.