Willie has already shown that he can warp reality to his whim instantaneously, so why does he need to envelope those two arguing kids in a blinding light for a good three seconds just to conjure some lollipops? God only knows what an immortal warlock with complete mastery over space and time could do to two innocent children in three seconds.
Somewhere, in the abyssal gulfs of time, through the lives and deaths of a million civilizations, he decided benevolence was the better way to go.
Plus, its his daughter's birthday, guy's gotta be a good host.
Somewhere in a van by a river, Spike Bravo awakens from a dream... no... from The Dream. The Other has come forth upon the three dimensions once again, and the Confrontation is nigh.
"Billy Quincy Effinger is a happily married 42-year-old father of five who owns and operates a karaoke business with his wife Coleen ("Beanie" to her friends). The duo is a mainstay on the Twig lounge circuit, performing weekly at Le Grand Supper Club and the Bourbon Street Cafe."
Adding a better dad tag for making this ridiculous and absurd and happy thing for his kids.
The clown shoe summon looks to be by far the most dangerous and recklessly unstable he has. He very nearly shatters reality itself during its creation!
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