That's the first thing I noticed, too.

Cowards.

you only noticed that because you are a racist who hates real science

Common sense disabled.

Anything ike this that you can't respond to is by virtue immediately dismissable as bullshit.

Yeah, remember that Earth is only 6,000 years old and that an invisible omnipotent bully made these things magically appear.

HURF DURF DURF
DERP DERP

That part made me slap my forehead so hard I think I concussed myself.

The bible is true because it says that it is the word of god. All those other religions' holy books, however, are not in spite of each of them saying the exact damn thing, because the bible says it's the world of god.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

I can't stop staring at it.

Isn't that a sign of fetal alcohol syndrome? That and being a creationist.

HER MOUTH IS ALMOST AS STUPID AS HER

ZING

and the drug is her love for jesus!


Or maybe just cocaine

Cloudy drink kills frog.

No, they just keep putting on fake mustaches to fool the leukocytes. They're still the same old virus like they always were - like God created to punish us for our sins.

For such a "loving" god the man surely has come up with thousands of ways to kill it's beloved creation.

No, they mean teaching creationism, and teaching utter bullshit about the theory of evolution -- like that there's no intermediate species, or that it's a story about a fish having salamander children that had lizard children that had money children that had your grandpa.

And resistant bacteria are what they call "micro-evolution". Because they're still bacteria, see. The way they conceive of evolution, it would have to be bacteria producing something NON-BACTERIAL for it to be considered evolutionary change. So like a streptococcus aureus cell suddenly becoming a multicellular being, or a fungus, or something -- just becoming methicillin-resistant won't cut it.

The real sticking point fundamentalists have with evolution is that man evolved; if man were an exception to evolution, they wouldn't have any problem with it. So, the further you get away from man, the more allowance they're willing to give to some bits of evolution, like bacteria and "micro evolution". Or, evolution allowed multiple species to diverge a little from the very few animals Noah had on board, so they'll trot out evolution to support their beliefs just that one time. Of course they get the time scale and the mutation rates all wrong, but since when have facts ever gotten in the way of fundamentalism?

Tie voting into the number of the beast somehow? Imply that those who vote won't be raptured.

I'm not quite sure, but your idea definitely warrants some brainstorming.

Unfortunately, there are a lot of very wealthy people who want them to vote.

Don't forget the Muslim world. Funny how Christians will oppose them until they need a tag team partner in fighting Science.

For some reason an image of dude with a turban and a dude with in black rope fighting a monkey man came to mind...

The majority in Brazil still believe in evolution.

"More than half (54 per cent) said humans developed over millions of years, but that a God planned and controlled the process."

The same goes for Korea. Only 33% don't believe in evolution. So yeah, America still leads the pack. USA! USA!

5 stars for Cena Mark. i can't believe i just said that, but there you go.

five for him as well solid comment, and he fit wrestling into it somewhat.

And yet, funding those parallel schools is IMPORTANT, y'see.

So what you're saying is they're dumber than Canadians.

Sadly, we have a few creationists here. The best example I can think of off the top of my head is Ian Juby. He made Canada's first creationist museum, the Creation Science Museum of Canada.

Money? Continued employment? Loved ones being held hostage?

She really looks dead inside. I think part of her wants to vomit on those words.

Shouldn't take long!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_creation_myths

Oh.

For those who haven't seen it,
http://www.thepaincomics.com/weekly041229.htm

http://creationwiki.org/David_Menton

http://creationwiki.org/Georgia_Purdom

I think that the schools listed for these People aren't where they teach, it's where they got their doctorates.

It must be a trial sent from Gawd Hisself to have creationism stupidity rattling around a head that has a degree in molecular biology:

http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2012/05/329-georgia-purdom.h tml

She teaches at Mount Vernon Nazarene University, which is a Christian University.

So long as the Earth can still be the center of the spiritual universe.

All gaps in human knowledge are filled with God. When we didn't understand fire, it was God. When we maybe don't have the explanation for how or why DNA moves from simple to complex (I don't know -- do we? Get back to me when this is about jiu-jitsu or The Simpsons or something), it's God. Because we absolutely, positively cannot admit that maybe we just don't know something yet.

He wasn't trying to reason with them. He was trying to get a few less people to fill their kids' heads with bullshit.

I hope Mr. Nye was successful.