If he had taken it harder, I would have thought less of him. It might have implied something very unfortunate about how he regards women and women's things.
It's a vibrator. That wasn't very nice of them. They should have gotten him something with a flared base that he could actually use without risking a really embarrassing emergency room visit.
The best part of this was how I couldn't understand anything but the words "Facebook" and "fuck". And in the 21st century, do you really need anything else?