Long live Scott Steiner. You'll fill the void for crazy wrestling promos that Randy Savage left behind.

I only care about two things: my freaks and my peaks.

Well, at least Scott can add.

Typography stuff is generally boring but this scores on all levels.

This managed to bypass any hate I have for wrestling.

Poor Smoa Joe!

That's some hilarious math.

Since I have no idea who any of these wrestlers are I have to admit that all my stars are for the numbers at the end.