This has been here before I just know it.

Targeted Ad: Bear Spray.

But why does he have the face of a middle-aged accountant who just motorboated a bowl of baby powder?

This is why you should demand Soylent Free Range, box raised humans turn out gross and full of growth hormones.

Butch queen, please.

Nipples, MAN!

I forgot you could call people nipples. I am going to call someone a nipple today.

This was a lot hotter before I watched it with audio.

Powers Boothe has been hittin the gym but his acting has gone way downhill.

Not long enough

Imagine you hit a club, and this is what you bring home.

There isn't enough alcohol in the fucking WORLD.