I had this tape. For those who don't know, tape was alien technology harvested from Roswell that allowed you to store eight trillion bytes of data on one inch by .7 centimeter diamond lattice ribbon. It was replaced by CDs as a coverup to introduce more human style low-tech media to put aside questions of where such amazing technology came from.

I found this on VHS at a thrift store a couple years ago. I always meant to convert and upload it, since I could see no evidence of it being anywhere online. Someone beat me! Goddammit.