Oh, I don't know where to begin criticizing this guy. Just take my stars for that, if nothing else.

In all fairness most preachers have to bullshit at least 2-3 hours a week in front of a crowd and bullshit even more in front of individual people. With that much bullshit coming out per year or per a lifetime of preaching, you're bound to muddle things up beyond recognition.

It's hard to be good at bullshit.

The first Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Aspergers.

"I bet you a six-pack that I could bullshit a solid three minutes of my sermon only using the first word in whatever our scripture is supposed to be this week."

Holy crap.
This made me laugh out loud.

I like how he holds up 3 fingers when he says 'triple', so he doesn't even have to segue into what that word means.
He can just indicate.
Saves so much time for everyone.