It's not safe to wear a bikini while operating a deep fryer.

The Japanese, who have never been known for kinky things,

People are eventually going to want to start marrying these things, and that's going to open up a real ugly can of worms.

We've gone from commenting on NMA videos to commenting on what they're about. NMA - or rather, the famous portion of it that parodies the world outside of the country in which it was made - has become a genuine source of news to us. This says something about the world we live in. And nothing good.