That's when the neighbor boys came by and pushed him over and made everyone cry.

There are people in this world with too much free time - like me for watching this.

. . . and then nothing happened.

I can't imagine somebody not wanting to shove him over.

Get a job.

What did they feel afterwards, triumph or shame?

All hail megatard

Transform, then I'll be impressed.

Despite the slow, plodding gayness, you have to admit it would be a fucking laugh riot to look out your window one morning only to see this tromping by, a line of honking cars behind it. The robot turns, threatening laser attack, and the cars are silenced.

How can you say no to giant robot cosplay?

I'm impressed. Beats my optimus prime costume by almost two feet.

Yes, I'm serious.