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Riskbreaker - 2012-02-09

RON PAUL 2012!

Expose the system, hack the Matrix, control the outcome...

SystemKrusher 39 minutes ago


cognitivedissonance - 2012-02-09

Well, at least it was a ton of cheese mashed into the carpet like that one president did that one time.


Udderdude - 2012-02-09

I really wonder why they don't disable comments on these things. The amount of crazies going on about HAARP marshmallow launchers is ridiculous.


chumbucket - 2012-02-09

How you get a new DARPA contract expedited through the system.


Oscar Wildcat - 2012-02-09

This ^


WitlessJ - 2012-02-10

Seconded.


Chalkdust - 2012-02-09

I'll just leave this here:

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/491817/OBAMA-MARSHMALLOW-CANNON.jpg


Dread Pirate Roberts - 2012-02-09

oh my god, that is golden.


BillLumbergh - 2012-02-10

this


Robin Kestrel - 2012-02-09

"That's the hardest work I've done in four years!"


Dread Pirate Roberts - 2012-02-09

I've been watching too much Mythbusters. I was fully expecting a high-speed shot show in slow-mo after it went off...

And I was disappointed...


charmlessman - 2012-02-09

Allow me to parody a conservative here.
"Obama wants to take all our guns and replace them with these!"

Wow, not much of a parody, huh?


cognitivedissonance - 2012-02-09

IF ONLY.

My plan for about ten years now has been to take away all firearms and replace them with Nerf products, with the sole catch being that you can legally shoot anybody at any time with one. I figure the attraction to firearms is the notion of being theoretically able to shoot people with them, so let's take out the deadliness of them and replace them with the freedom to freely use them at will. Presidential debates would certainly become much more entertaining.


Jet Bin Fever - 2012-02-09

Thank god he wasn't informed of some terrorist attack while shooting that. It'd be like Bush reading to a bunch of kids.


Hatman - 2012-02-09

The difference being that if that had happened -- if some adviser whispered in his ear that we were attacked -- Obama would have hoisted that marshmallow cannon onto his shoulder bazooka-style, marched straight to Afghanistan, and shot Osama bin Laden in his motherfucking marshmallow head.


Chalkdust - 2012-02-10

thus making bin Laden only the third person on record to die from "chubby bunny"


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