Milk drinking
Owning Peter Ceteras records
Having a white guys name
Buying white socks
Owning turtlenecks
Laughing at Jeff Dunham
Thinking about Jake Gyllenhaal at the moment of climax and feeling guilty
Eating mayo
Eating steak with ketchup
Looking like a cartoon exaggeration of a less ridiculous looking man
So instead of blindly voting for Mitt Romney, you should blindly vote for Rick Santorum, on the basis of a maddeningly vague soundbite about ideas and a plan and Americans working together to make America work and oh yeah did I mention a plan.
part of the message, people will think "black and white" and then "colored" and then notice on some level only white people are real and then racewar blackmaninthewhitehouse notonmywatch