What the fuck? This guy refutes a whole bunch of stereotypes I've never even heard. I'm not sure how to rate this.

Ladies and gentlemen, Iowa's most charismatic speaker.

Oh! Iowa's right. Thanks France for the programmable loom!

Do you think Iowans are fat? Well think again bitch. Only 24% of Iowans are obese. Fool.

lolowa

I want to take issue with"4 out of 5 of us live in the cities."

First of all, I'm pretty sure you could do that statistic with any state. And secondly, this would consider Cedar Rapids and Ames "cities", which they obviously aren't.

So the Jacquard loom and the Turing machine were invented in Iowa? Well, now I know.

Q: Why does the Mississippi flow south?
A: Because Iowa sucks.