My transcendental world-view and ethics wellspring faith system must not interfere with my enjoyment of all the most trivial forms of vapid pop entertainment, thus I shall find ways of inserting the word Jesus into things so that they miraculously become ok with my ideology.
The Harlot of Babylon Xtian Strip Club
McJesus Trible Bacon Burger Deluxe
Manna Onion Dipped Potato Chips
Big Brother Cloistered Nuns Edition
UFC Temple Moneylenders Edition
Taxicab Confessions from Sodom and Gomorrah Cinemax Softcore Porn evenings