Man, it feels odd to have a vivid flashback to the 80's.

More stars for having to add the annoying 80's kid and robot on an already lame show.

This theme still randomly pops into my head.

I'm still trying to decide if I love this theme song or hate it.

I used to wish that my mom's car had gullwing doors so we could fly.

Wow, I didn't know Augusto Pinochet also led V.E.N.O.M.

I CAN SMELL THE MERCHANDISING. (p.s., the big rig was the absolute best.)

Man, with all the crime fighters in the 80's, I'm surprised anyone even tried.

no one knows what lies behind their masquerades

I was always irritated that the figures were half the size of GI Joes, and therefore, substandard

Good job making the good guys almost wipe out trying to avoid you, dipshit kid.

That is the best intro of the entire 80's, beating out "Transformers [heavy metal intro]" and the movie version of "GI Joe theme."

I loved this cartoon so goddamn much.