Swimming with dolphins, priceless. Being a hose tethered douche no dolphin will approach in the water because you're a hose tethered douche, rightfully expensive.
weren't they previously trying to sell this invention as a high tech version of parasailing? i guess they've come to terms with the fact that everyone just slams straight into the water and started to market that as a feature.
I feel like an old lady most of the time. I've always hated machines that destroy everybody else's use and enjoyment of natural resources just to satisfy some cockblower's exxxtreme lifestyle.