"My favorite food is chicken porn?" :42

I'm pretty sure that this is the best possible thing you could do with your children. Apart from baseball and camping, I mean.

Can we pay Russia to put these kids on a moon base or something until all the stupid people blow themselves up?

Of course you are.

These kids are pretty damned great. I guess maybe there is hope for the future? (I mean, until 12/21/2012!)

I know this will get me marked as a horrible person, but the only thing more irritating than children are children with New Jersey accents.

"Why do you have that claw on your tail?

Because I'm a sea monster."

Of course.

God yes.