chairsforcheap - 2011-10-23
thought for a second that her name was "Hauline"
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Xenocide - 2011-10-23
Now that she's got the record, lardbag has found a new way to get attention she doesn't deserve.
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fluffy - 2011-10-23
I've seen multiple chins before, but multiple butts is a new one on me.
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garcet71283 - 2011-10-23
I hope I'm not the only one who mouthed stomping effects while she walked.
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blue vein steel - 2011-10-23
that must make Dr. Drew feel real nice that his show picks up the rejects from the other, more popular schadenfreude machines
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sosage - 2011-10-23
I'm in shock that her pelvis or femurs have not snapped in half trying to deal with moving that weight.
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spikestoyiu - 2011-10-24
Hey, gotta gain weight to lose weight, right? Wait -- that's not how that saying goes at all, is it?
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Riskbreaker - 2011-10-24
KILL IT WITH ABDOMINALS, AND MAYBE CARROTS!
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Pillager - 2011-10-24
2:45 - 3:02
I kept reading the sign as "Beware of Hog"
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craptacular - 2011-10-24
now that is some faulty fucking reasoning.
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Anaxagoras - 2011-10-24
Wait... she gained SIXTY POUNDS in order to get help losing weight? SIXTY??? That extra weight alone will take a while to lose, let alone the additional health problems.
I'm... well... not speechless, exactly, but... stunned.
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FreeOJ - 2011-10-24
I love the logic.. I am fucked because of my weight so to help matters I am going to fuck myself over even more
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American Standard - 2011-10-24
God.
If I had a dollar every time a fatty blamed their metabolism. As if that's something beyond human control.
Know what speeds up a metabolism? Exercise.
If you think your metabolism is abnormally slow (and I'll bet you a hundred dollars it's not), statistics are HUGELY in your favor that a half-hour on the treadmill every weekday will fix it.
I dare you to try.
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TeenerTot - 2011-10-24
So the proper channels for medical/psychological help are:
1. Dr. Phil
2. Oprah
3. Dr. Oz
4. The Guiness Book of World Records
Huh...I would have just called my doctor, but maybe that's why I got turned down for health insurance.
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pastorofmuppets - 2011-10-24
It's insane how many calories you can put away without thinking that you're "eating too much." She really needs to count. That and sonny boy needs to take the TV away.
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chumbucket - 2011-10-24
Endless stars for previous poeTV comments (it's that kind of behavior that keeps me coming back) and some of the usual gems on YT.
Love how this starts: I'm eating myself to death, help me. (cut to clips at 4:27)
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EvilHomer - 2011-10-24
I'm not surprised Oprah turned her down; this lady is a terrible guest! I mean, sure, she's fat as the queen of sea cows, but come on, lady, you're on TV. "I knew it was going to be a little bit degrading, but whatever", "I dunno, I eat Jolly Ranchers I guess", "Actually, I had a pretty happy childhood".
For fucks sake. You can see the despair in Dr. Drew's eyes.
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cool water sandwich - 2011-10-24
She's the Pokémon that ate all the other Pokémons.
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cognitivedissonance - 2011-10-24
Submitter's name is perfect for this one.
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2011-10-26
Heaviest Woman Alive Now Wants Hamburger Helper
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