well, they know what happened to the last guy who wouldn't play ball.

Now that's how you treat the rich fucks. Too bad his country's still a pile of crap.

To be fair, I hate it when people take my pen too.

I was hoping he'd go Hannibal Lector on the guy with the pen. I'm sure he was at least thinking of it.

I'm beginning to see why Putin's so popular in Russia, despite his poor human rights record.

Perfect time to try out that conference room floor trap .

It was for his own good, that pen had a laser, a cyanide gas canister, and a detonator that would have went off if it got more than six yards from its owner.

Brash Putin.

Putin is basically Stalin if the Cold War hadn't happened.