I knew a guy in high school who had a glass eye. He did a thing where he would take it out in class, put it on an attractive girl's shoulder and say "I've got my eye on you."

I'd have to see her rack before I can decide.

of course, I've had it in the ear before

I am okay with this.

I'm horrified and delighted, a strange mix.

Hey baby, you ever get freaky with that?

This could work. This could be a movie scene or something, like she holds out 2 guns and the bad guys don't know who she's looking at, and in their moment of mutual confusion she shoots them.

Fake!

video gave me a headache