EvilHomer - 2011-08-05
That wasn't how I thought it would be at all.
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EvilHomer - 2011-08-06 I'd like to think that, 2000 years from now, internet historians will stumble upon this video and it'll be viewed as the earlier millennial Beowulf. Linguists will publish it in leather-bound volumes alongside 40th century English translations. Academics will ponder the origins of this folk hero "Haggar"- was he a real man? Mayor of New York City during the tumultuous Early Internet Period, perhaps? And NeoHollywood will release a series of holo-CGI Haggar movies, all of which will be met with scorn and derision from traditional critics who see them as cheapening the gravitas of such a pivotal figure in the Anglo-Saxon tradition.
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freedoom - 2011-08-05
I'd vote for him again.
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IrishWhiskey - 2011-08-05
Please tell me this is only the first in a 20 part series. Please.
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gmol - 2011-08-05
Just brilliant.
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Riskbreaker - 2011-08-05
Ok guys, i think the "are vgs art?" debate is over.
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Pompoulus - 2011-08-05
Action! Drama!
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Caminante Nocturno - 2011-08-05
Truly, a work of art.
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The Mothership - 2011-08-05
Ah, Final Fight.
How many coins didst I insert
And pleasant hours with joystick spend
To save the daughter, kidnapped, pert
And lonely adolescence tend?
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gmol - 2011-08-05 From three heros you must now pick.
The red ninja with a backfist as quick?
The street fighter, that can punch through a wall of brick?
No.
The joystick will move twice to the right and you will fight.
Raining suplexes and piledrivers in a mustachioed barrage.
You will pick Mike.
Haggar.
Oh my car.
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garcet71283 - 2011-08-05
If Kenneth Branagh was reading this my head would explode.
It is brilliant.
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oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2011-08-05
standing ovation.
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LetsFistAgain - 2011-08-05
Who the fuck is Wagner?
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Bhiu - 2011-08-06
Wow.
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zerobackup - 2011-08-06
Holy shit
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Louddetective - 2011-08-06
Jesus fuck. It's... beautiful
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Banal Intercourse - 2011-08-07
I want to hear the epic 30 second battle with the car.
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Tameriaen - 2011-08-07
There are few things as pure as this. That men such as he were our leaders.
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craptacular - 2011-08-08
five stars and a favorite for the ending alone
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Squeamish - 2011-08-25
What... what are these tears doing on my face?
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