Whoa there.

I don't think these guys are stable.

God, I hate lackluster drag queens.

I'm never letting my kid near a horse if becoming something like this is a real possibility.

Did you ever have a pony inside you?

Whenever I start to doubt myself I do a Google image search for "pony play" with "safe search" turned off (Warning: not safe for lunch). Then I realized that compared to pale, hairy, fat, old people trying to rekindle their sex drive with a perverted, simultaneous combination of bondage, humiliation, public nudity, butt plugs and pseudo-bestiality... I realize I'm not so bad after all.

He found that he could make Buttercup do pretty much anything he wanted.



Anything.