Jesus...it's like a fever dream recorded and directly uploaded to youtube.

This...is my future.

I demand a full length feature film. Plus two increasingly disappointing sequels. And a failed attempt at a TV pilot.

Can somebody please tell me if it's the cats that are supposed to be talking?

This is some pretty biting topical humor.

Is this video some kind of "cry for help" before something crazy happens?

I NEED MORE OF THESE, STAT

There's got to be some correlation between YouTube users that put a spousal or parental reference in their name and needing large doses of antipsychotic medication.

"Hubby" and "mama" seem to be the biggest indicators that professional help is needed.

Look, Ling, those curly-cues on your face make me so hot I can't think straight!

Weuweuweuweeoooo