Extra stars for the description.

"I don't kneeew any Zaaaartaaaaaaan"

"Hey, member of the Oak Ridge Boys, have you see Zartan?"

Zartan is Jesus!

After a slightly awkward pause the Joes leave the strangely effeminate stranger as quickly as possible. Lifeline lingers around long enough to score his phone number.

I would like to know more on why your brother chose that out of all the other weird and degrading things he could have done to you.

Zartan looks like he can party.