WHY OH WHY wasn't she dressed as Jun?

Five and favorited five seconds in. I can only suspect that from here it gets... oh my it does! By halfway through has descended into dark and surreal as the fire dept. gets involved. Okay, this is the best indie flick I've seen in a while. The ending is perfect.

A cinema masterpiece.

She was trying to get out of doing an anal scene.

And on that night, two unlikely partners found true love.

What? No, not here. Across town. At the bookstore.

5 for making my apartment seem large

"Boys, this is it. We've been called out a porn star's apartment on a ridiculous pretext. Some firefighters wait their whole careers for a moment like this. Make me proud."

I'm normally against messing with the classics, but this remake of Billy Wilder's The Apartment really captures the spirit of the original film.

Well, she kinda sounds like she's fucking. No faps lost here sir.

I came

This brought back a lot of memories.

Abel Ferrara directed this, right?

I will be masturbating to this for months.

You had me at porn.

baffling, but undeniably intriguing

This wasn't a problem that could be solved with blowjobs?