While I completely enjoy this, I'm more than mildly disappointed that his recipe for baked beans is "open a can of baked beans".

I think I own the same chalice of the gods.

Also "whole wheat gluten free" bread.

You're going to have to work on those tags, Daddy.

Those better not be beeswax candles, mister.

Buying stuff at a farmers market? I guess that's... sorta black metal?