Norbert is dead.

You must find his daughter and dance away her sorrows.

It's weird seeing this. Back in 2006, he used to upload episodes of the Angry Beavers on his site and was pretty nice.

Then I saw his Fanart Central page of Norbert having sex with his made-up character and a dog thing that sort of looked like Snoopy. I figured he was like any other obsessive fan.

And now, if you read his blog, he talks about not getting any sexual release from old men fucking him and can only get it up if he thinks about stroking Norbert's fur. Or fucking a dog.

Norbert Foster never returned from Vietnam.