does galactus really need the handrail?

I am ze vaguely middle European Doom.

"Atoms, ions... neurons...". God damn.

popcorn...pork rinds....and each other

Change the channel to something safer? How about turn the thing off?!?!

Pork rinds? Isn't he Jewish?

Why does Ben sound like the lead singer from Laibach? And why is everything else also terrible?

Alicia wants sex, Ben wants to watch sumo wrestling. I wonder if he even still has a penis.

I'm not a big comics fan but should the mouth on Doom's mask, uh, move?

Johnny likes Pearl Jam?

The acting on the animation's so bad I can't tell if Alicia's blind or not.