One of my favorite Mr. Show bits.

You'd think dad would have more time since he apparently ages at half the rate of normal humans.

My god! So much time wasted!!!

Apparently they've never heard of Durkee's sauce?

Don't forget to bring the Mustmayostardayonnaise.

Mustard Lincoln pumping his fists really fast was a sight gag they never finished, which was that the last scene was supposed to be in slow motion so it would look like he was pumping his fists at regular speed

Was this sketch before or after that became an actual product? (Hellman's/Best Food Dijonnaise)

I now know the origins of our fellow POETVster 's username, "Two Jar Slave"!!!!