Guinness have always had such an enormous focus on fancy advertising, these remind me of the arty "mr. plow" ad.
An alternative....

Guinness. It make you fat and makes your shit black.

"The barbershop ad was predominantly aired with Rutger saying nothing. The ‘lost teddy bear’ edit was only shown late at night to freak out people just back from the pub. We had loads of calls from people claiming to have had a telepathic experience."

This is better if you imagine him filming these in sequential order, on the dame day, without stopping.

All my stars, O Rutger Hauer.