This was the moment when I realized The Simpsons was going to end up defining large chunks of my most formative years.

She just HAD to have that stupid pony.

Alarms do have snooze buttons, Homer.

"Although there is no change in my patrician facade, I can assure you my heart is breaking."

Meanwhile I can't reliably remember the birthdays of immediate family members, or names of coworkers.

the entire sequence leading up to this is equally fantastic