Laughed my ass off at the knock on the door.

data is such a dick

WENDY NEUSS

Deal with it.

Starfleet carefully screens their transporter technicians, holodeck repairmen and replicator engineers for any traces of mischief and humor or erotic creativity.

Come to think of it, I'm surprised this didn't have any "Fistful of Datas" scenes.

Such a playful scamp!

Everyone knows not to bother the Captain when he's watching his bodybuilder oil massage videos.