I had to watch a Tyler Perry play last night (my girlfriend is nuts about him and his horrible stories), and I kept expecting this guy to break out in song.

I stand firmly with him in opposing legislation that jails pastors and silences churches, bans homeschooling and private schools, and making it illegal for people to decline gay parties being thrown at their homes and churches.

I predict it will be an easy struggle, since no such bill exists.

OH NO NOT A COMPLETE BREAKDOWN OF THE FAMILY AS WE KNOW IT TODAY?! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR ARKANSAS' FIFTY PERCENT DIVORCE RATE???? HIGHER? LOWER?

IM SO CONFUSED. HELP ME, O BUTTERY BLOATED FISH MAN.

I wish Christian conservatives would make up their minds. I thought we were being taken over by creeping Sharia law? If so, it's not very likely that criticism of gay marriage will be outlawed by our new Islamist overlords.

What?

A total and complete breakdown of the family....

Uh huh..this was going to happen when Rock music got out, when chewing gum got out, when movies went to widescreen, when cleavage was displayed on TV, etc..etc...yadda...yadda...
for fuck's sake, shut up already....

Oh, and also wasn't letting blacks have civil rights also going to DESTROY THE ENTIRE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT AND LEAD TO ANARCHY????
dumb cocksucker..

"Let's man up, to protect marriage."

Yes. Let's man up marriage. Wait. What?

Closet case.

You know what else the bible says...

"Get out of here, Baldy!"
2 Kings 2:23-24 [NIV]

THOSE PEOPLES

Imagine you go to the doctor to get some medicine for your OCD. It's pretty intense and you are in a line of business that cannot afford any flip outs in the field. things dont feel right. You find out you have a daughter. Your friend is an asshole who keeps putting you in stupid positions. You rip off a fatman and almost get killed. Your daughter doesn't listen to you. Then one day, you get held up at home by the fat man. You are beaten. Fast forward to a few days later. You wake up in a hospital, all your fever dreams come rushing to you. You go outside and no one is there, everything you own at home is gone. Your daughter is missing, so is your partner. You have nowhere to go and your life has been ruined and you ask "Have you ever been drug to the street and beaten until you- PISS BLOOD?"

Because that is what gay marriage will do to traditional marriage in a nutshell.